The Big Deck
by Kacey
regarding the deck we are building in the backyard …
So, my mother never told me there would be days like this. . . I’m sitting at the kitchen table today with 5 males …ranging from 15 to, well, let’s just say old enough to know better. The conversation goes something like this.
“That’s sure a big deck you have.”
“Thanks. My deck is big.”
“The wood is guaranteed to last, or your money back.”
“It’s good when your wood lasts.”
“My wood always lasts, no complaints so far.”
“My deck is bigger than your deck.”
“Is not.”
“Hey, you’re going to be known as the guy with the big deck.”
“I like a big firm deck.”
Males….gotta love the way they can relate everything to their…deck… 
LOL. Yes, it’s all BIG!!
Ooh, I can smell the testosterone from here.
OMG. LOL!!!
The real question is, can their deck stand up under pressure?
Too funny. Men and their toys.:lips:
LMAO! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Its not the size of the deck that matters, its how it functions. Men are dorks.:roll:
HAAAAAAAAA sounds like a conversation one might here wiht my male relatives.
[...] Notice he’s holding a really big pole. Yes, he had to get a long pole while we were down here. A really long pole… Similar to the The Big Deck. Males. [...]
[...] Yes, he had to get a long pole while we were down here. A really long pole… Similar to the The Big Deck. [...]