How much wood
would a woodchuck, chuck…if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck, would chuck, all the wood he could chuck.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood. :crazy2:
And why, oh, why do these ditties from childhood stick in my mind all these years when I can’t seem to ever remember where I put the darn car keys?? This ditty is about to drive me insane. Go away. Get out of my mind. Here, I give the ditty to you. YOU take it. I’m so over it. No, really. TAKE IT. Take it away!
Who knew I’d get the world’s only vain woodchuck who spends hours in my backyard looking at his reflection in the reflecting ball.
How much wood…