You know my lilac bush that I’m been trying to coax into blooming for like 6 years??
yes, well….
Not blooming. Again. BUT WAIT!!! What is that underneath the big lilac bush???
Why it’s a 67 CENT, yes I said CENT bush that SuperGuy bought last fall and dumped into the ground beneath my lilac bush.
What do we see on this 67 cent lilac bush??
Well, yes, I do believe there are lilac blooms on this 67 cent lilac bush. 
I. Give. Up. My lilac is never going to bloom, but SuperGuy’s 67 cent lilac bush…twig really….grew and bloomed this year. Life is not fair sometimes… 
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Lilacs like acid…give it some Holly Tone!
I have one lilac bush that refuses to bloom. Oh, I take that back, there is ONE blossom on it. And I have two hibiscus. I have had them for 20++ years. One of them blooms continuously…the other? I don’t know why I don’t throw it away. I think there’s been 3 blossoms in the entire 20 years. POOH!
I was just going to say to ask Mental P Mama, she’s good at this sort of thing. But there she is above, offering her advice.
Oh, Kacey . . . I can feel your pain!
I googled it for you…..this is what I found…
http://www.ubcbotanicalgarden.org/forums/showthread.php?t=520
or..
http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/trees-shrubs/lilac-bush-not-blooming.htm
or
http://www.gardenplansireland.com/forum/about230.html
thats a start anyway LOL
Good luck next year..
Hilarious. Guess it pays to buy cheap.
Di
Ha! You might have to prune yours back to give SuperGuy’s more room to grow!
David!!! That is SO not nice!!
pruning. hmmm. sounds like a good idea.
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