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Questions in Life

by Kay~Kacey on 9/2/2008

Deep questions in life…

Why does the perfect bird photo op appear when your camera battery is upstairs charging?

Why do cats love to sleep on the clean laundry?

Why do kids think “whatever” is a valid response? :wallbash:

Why does it unexpectedly rain when you’ve worn your most expensive shoes?

Why will my Subaru gas tank door never open the first time I flip the release?

Why is it when are kids get older and need us less, our parents get older and need us more? (not really complaining here. Maybe.)

testing the drinks

Which is better: ice cold pino grigio, ice cold Corona and lime, margarita on the rocks–no salt–well except when salt is needed, or a martini. More testing needed before this can be answered…

How about you? Do you have some unanswerable questions you like to share??

(hoping to get the Photo of the Month contest up tomorrow. Be sure to check back!)

iPost September 2, 2008 at 5:45 am

Why does chai tea have to have so many damn calories? :wtf:

Amy September 2, 2008 at 6:42 am

Why do a majority of hairstylists and timeshare sales associates smoke? Drive past a hair salon or timeshare sales office, and you’re sure to see droves of personnel outside choking back cancer sticks. For some reason, this has intrigued me.

mary September 2, 2008 at 6:54 am

Why was I not born with “thin” genes? Why? Why?? WHY??? Oh, and who are the 30% of Americans who think George Bush is doing OK?
xoxo,
Mary

Mental P Mama September 2, 2008 at 7:04 am

I’d go with the martini. Everything else will fall into place. Or not. But you won’t care as much. :beer:

Deb September 2, 2008 at 8:20 am

I have a few questions.

Why do I like diet Pepsi and Coke but dislike diet clear drinks?

Why do I take cream only in my coffee but sugar in my tea?

Why is it called a hysterectomy when it is done on a she?

Why do we say “turn up the air” when we mean make it cooler?

Why do Americans say “take out” and everywhere else they say “take away”?

annbb/TSannie September 2, 2008 at 8:22 am

Why am I the only person in our home who knows how to turn OFF lights?

Kacey September 2, 2008 at 8:29 am

Mental P Mama…thanks for making that decision for me. I’ll go with a Martini tonight! Thanks!!

Annie, I’m so with you on the light thing. Why am I the only one who knows how to turn OFF the lights??

these are great questions you guys are adding to the list!

Gayle September 2, 2008 at 10:17 am

Great questions! Here’s mine:

Why do shoes feel so comfortable in the shoe store and hurt the instant I put them on at home?

Melissa Marsh September 2, 2008 at 10:43 am

Why do teenage brothers have to revert to acting like four-year-olds again whenever they’re around each other?

Suzanne September 2, 2008 at 12:35 pm

What doesn’t my wireless satellite ever work?
👿

Tori Lennox September 2, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Why do fools fall in love?

cgreno September 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Why is it the “Last Supper” as opposed to the “Last Lunch/Dinner”?

Kate September 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Which is better? I can answer this burning question for you.

Ice cold Corona & lime in the summer
Margarita on the rocks in the summer

Martinis year-round
Ice cold pino grigio year-round

Bloody Mary is a breakfast drink/weekends only.

I have rules, you know. I adhere to them stringently.

Flea September 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Ice cold Corona and lime. Definitely. Though I’m willing to come over and help with the testing.

scrappysue September 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm

definitely the marquirita!!! and my cats sleep on my clean laundry too!

mp September 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Cats are beautiful!! i lost my black cat 🙁
I am with you 100% on the parents things..dad is 87 and mom is 82… I never thought of it this way…wow

Questions:
Why do I always pick the slowest lane to drive in or check out in?

Why is it the day I get my hair cut and look ultra good I do nothing but go home and no one sees it?

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