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Things You Learn on a Road Trip

by Kay~Kacey on 9/19/2009

Did you know that different states have different laws regarding flashing? Seriously!

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Now, we aren’t sure if these laws are for, saying mooning people, or maybe the old New Orleans style flash of the breasticular units…but…

There are actual SPEED LIMITS that apply when you’re flashing people!!

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…and different states have different speed limits for flashing. Interesting. So next time you’re flashing while you’re driving…whatever body part you decide to flash…make sure to obey the speed limit! :mrgreen:

(who makes up these signs? )

Ah, who knows what adventures await us as we cross the country on our way back home. You can be SURE we’ll be careful of our speed limit when we’re flashing though!

To those boys left at home house watching…you know who you are…it’s now time to clean the house. Hide all traces of the poker party. Clean the litter box. Pick up the beer caps. Yes, all of them. Throw the cans and bottles in the recycling.  Oh, and you did remember to bring in the mail, right? No, I’ll wait, go ahead and run out there now and get it from the whole week…  I’m sure we’ll barely be able to tell you were there… :believe:

Note to self…next year plan a two week vacation. Just as you start to unwind on a one week vacation…it’s all over.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Kate September 19, 2009 at 6:28 am

Laughing – you think those boys will be all cleaning now that you put flashing ideas in their heads???
silly mom! :toofunny:

Capricorn Cringe September 19, 2009 at 7:33 am

I usually pull to the side of the road when flashing. It’s safer, and as an added bonus, you can flash more cars. I’m all about spreading the joy :dance:

Flea September 19, 2009 at 8:05 am

Being from south of New Orleans, I gotta tell ya that flashing while driving our way is much easier than everyone else’s.

Mango Girl September 19, 2009 at 9:27 am

One week is never enough! I vote for mandatory 4 week vacations…but no kids allowed unsupervised for that long in your absence.

Welcome Home!

Kate September 20, 2009 at 7:54 am

Hey, there’s another Kate up there.

I’ve always said that two weeks are needed on the Outer Banks. I’ve never had two weeks straight but someday it will happen. When I’m old and gray, probably. Then I won’t want to flash anymore. I prefer to do it now when going about 70.

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