A public service announcement to all males.
This is a dishwasher:
It’s that white thing under the counter, right beside the kitchen sink.
Dirty dishes go INTO it. Not on the counter. Not left in the basement. Not left in the sink. IN the dishwasher. Really. 🙄
Oh, and for purely educational purposes I’ll explain one more thing. There really are no dish fairies that unload it when the dishwasher light turns green and the dishes are clean. A real live human has to unload the dishes and put them away.
There you have it. Always willing to help educate the male population. You’re welcome.